King Lear is definitely livin' the dream. I know it has always been an aspiration of mine to have the freedom to skip through the forest bedazzled in flowers. So I am definitely a little jealous. Who cares if he's a little crazy?
Now Gloucester on the other hand...PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. Stop flopping around on the ground trying to kill yourself. You're blind, not stupid. Go get some revenge! And stop and think for a second because your son is taking care of you and you don't even recognize him.
Cordelia...you seem lazy and uneventful. You bore me.
